SMART TO FINISH
Welcome to SMART TO FINISH humor contest.
CONTEST 4Contest Entries
| One of the great things about
books... is that they can provide hours of entertainment... trying to find Waldo just once. - Elizabeth Leighton, Stevens Point, WI. |
One of the great things about
books... is they don't freeze up on you when you're watching pictures of some of the prettiest and healthiest girls. - TLR, Rochester, NY. |
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| One of the great things about
books... is that if it is bad, you still have a fire starter or some toilet paper. - Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA. |
One of the great things about
books... is their versatility: They can be weapons, stepstools, paperweights, building blocks, decorations, flower presses, or even kindling! - Brigid Strait, Waterloo, IA. |
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| One of the great things about
books... is if you purchase one that's big enough, and slamit at just the right speed...you can indeed travel through time. - Britt Roberts, Pontypridd, South Wales. |
One of the great things about
books... is that exciting "new book" feeling; not that the book is necessarily new, merely that most young Americans nowadays have never actually removed their eyes from the television screen long enough to see a book, much less read one. - Brigid Strait, Waterloo, IA. |
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| One of the great things about
books... is how perty they are; I've never actually read one, but they look great from a distance. - Brigid Strait, Waterloo, IA. |
One of the great things about
books... is the workout I get while carrying them--who says geeks don't have muscles? - Brigid Strait, Waterloo, IA. |
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| One of the great things about
books... is how much they stimulate the economy: money from sales tax, jobs provided by publishing houses, income tax off the authors--and of course we can't forget all the dough chiropractors make off the students who carry too many. - Brigid Strait, Waterloo, IA. |
One of the great things about
books... is they, unlike man, reward you for paying attention. - Tom Flinch, New Britain, CT. |
Contest deadline: December 1, 2007