SMART TO FINISH
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Based on the ratings at the time of the contest entries deadline.
WINNERS :
Allan G, Lubbock, TX.
RT, Appleton, WI.
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
RR, Alpharetta, GA.
A, Alpharetta, GA.
Jerry Sanders, Pittsburgh, PA.
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NOTE: Ratings scored beyond the contest deadline will NOT affect the list of winners and
noteworthy notables.
| If men had functional
breasts... then I would hire Arnold Schwarzenegger as my wet nurse. *Noteworthy Notable*
- Jerry Sanders, Pittsburgh, PA. |
If men had functional
breasts... that would explain why my little son is so attracted to my bosom. - Mike Sailor, Garden Grove, CA |
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| If men had functional
breasts... Chest hair removal kit would become mandatory for "functioning" men. *Noteworthy Notable*
- A, Alpharetta, GA. |
If men had functional
breasts... then it will be interesting to see the teachers explain the presence of the mammary and pappary glands. *WINNER!*
- RT, Appleton, WI. |
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| If men had functional
breasts... dating and pornography sales would go down at least 50%. - Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA. |
If men had functional
breasts... men will have firmer abs due to outward pressure from both sides. - Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA. |
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| If men had functional
breasts... then men and women would manage to be at par, or lets just say, keep abreast. *WINNER!*
- Allan G, Lubbock, TX. |
If men had functional
breasts... the mens warehouse would start selling bras at reasonable prices. - Elizabeth Leighton, Stevens Point, WI. |
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| If men had functional
breasts... In Georgia, men would be prohibited from breast feeding on Sundays. - Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA. |
If men had functional
breasts... "Bosom buddy" would acquire an altogether different meaning. *Noteworthy Notable*
- RR, Alpharetta, GA. |
Contest deadline: October 20, 2007