SMART TO FINISH

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Based on the ratings at the time of the contest entries deadline.

WINNERS :
 
Tony Cusher, El Paso, TX 
Benton Hayes, Auburn, WA
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:

Micheal Monkhouse, Roma, Italy

Alicia Pacheco, Lodi, CA
Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA

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NOTE: Ratings scored beyond the contest deadline will NOT affect the list of winners and
noteworthy notables.

Contest 2 Entries

*WINNER!*

After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
that it takes just a loose character and a loose button to make headlines.
- Tony Cusher, El Paso, TX.
After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
that the viewers can expect something juicy even from fully clothed celebrities!  
- Ram Goshal, Greenwich, CT
 
After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
that slips are more exciting than a free-for-all.
- Greg Ruff, Cedar City, UT.

After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
you have strong memories of stuff that weren't meant to be seen.
- Donald Waits, Reno, NV
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After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
that all these years I've wasted my time trying to dress appropriately to impress people.
- Grace Small, Arlington Heights, IL.
*Noteworthy Notable*

After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
that they actually look good.
- Alicia Pacheco, Lodi, CA
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*WINNER!*

After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...

that even the celebrity dresses are made in China!
- Benton Hayes, Auburn, WA
*Noteworthy Notable*

After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
We need better wardrobe malfunction designers.
Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA
*Noteworthy Notable*

After seeing so many wardrobe malfunctions I've learnt...
How to make a bolt for the door.
- Michael Monkhouse, Roma, Italy

Contest deadline: October 1, 2007