SMART TO FINISH
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Based on the ratings at the time of the contest entries deadline.
WINNER : HM, Holland, MI
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
VB, Cumming, GA
Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA
Raj M, Phoenix, AZ
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Contest Entries| If Paris Hilton became US
President... I’d like to know if she’ll accept my “Hilton Honor Points” for a stay at the White House. - VB, Cumming, GA. *Noteworthy Notable*
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If Paris Hilton became US
President... then all potential interns must sign a waiver and take complete responsibility for any leaked videos in the Oval Office. - G. Sullivan, Pasadena, CA. |
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| If Paris Hilton became US
President... then the judgement of the American voters will be confirmed as wild - they chose a weasel, now, a duck! - GL, Spokane, WA. |
If Paris Hilton became US
President... then our PR problems might be solved, since she will give a new meaning to Foreign Affairs! - R. Cohen, Westerville, OH. |
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| If Paris Hilton became US
President... there will be tax cuts for not wearing panties. - Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA. *Noteworthy Notable*
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If Paris Hilton became US
President... then it'll be a first for two groups: women, and dumb blondes! - HM, Holland, MI. *WINNER!*
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| If Paris Hilton became US
President... then Bush would heave a sigh of relief since he would no longer be the most abysmal President ever to take office. - Raj M, Phoenix, AZ. *Noteworthy Notable*
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If Paris Hilton became US
President... then imagine the mad scramble to be her Veep, considering you'll have a sexy boss who lets you be the actual President, and doesn't mind you driving drunk! - RG, Flint, MI. |
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| If Paris Hilton became US
President... With Paris Hilton as our president I think the country would see Chiahuahua's getting more fair breaks, and we would all dress like Vogue cut-outs! Would we be required to buy her perfume? If not would she raise our taxes. I do have my qualms, but all in all, I think...we'd be poor! Lets face it...her heels alone would probably wipe out Welfare! - PJ, Hale, MI. |
If Paris Hilton became US
President... Britney would be the front runner for the VP position. - Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA. |
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| If Paris Hilton became US
President... Driving with a valid license will be declared an offense - unless you are drunk. - Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA. |
If Paris Hilton became US
President... With new cameras around, it would be a new high for Reality TV. - Benton Gray, Prospect Heights, IL. |
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| If Paris Hilton became US
President... Bill Clinton will lobby HARD for a White House intership . - Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA. |
If Paris Hilton became US
President... Then there would be a great surge in US Citizenship application, with people desperately seeking the right to vote her out of office. - FM, Athelstane, WI. |
Contest deadline: September 10, 2007
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