PRIZE LIES
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Based on the ratings five days after the contest deadline.
WINNERS
Rachel B, Mauk, GA.
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
JC, Reno, NV
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Why is it easier to lead a cow upstairs but almost impossible to bring
it downstairs?
| It's easier to plan a mass attack
on humans from an aerial view. -- Elizabeth Leighton, Stevens Point, WI. |
Because cows are philosophical
animals who don't like go south.
-- Sam Yen, Ypsilanti, MI. |
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| Because a downward angle forces
involuntary mass cud chewing episode. -- Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA. |
Cows hate it when their backsides
are higher than their head.
-- Rachel Hose, Melbourne, FL. |
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| It only seems to be easier. In
truth it is an optical illusion. -- JC,Reno, NV.
*Noteworthy Notable*
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Cows like the movement upstairs because they feel like their
udder is full, while going downstairs they feel udderless! -- Charles Maritos,Detroit, MI. |
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| It is not impossible to bring the
cow back downstairs. However, cows wait until they remember why they
went up before they go back down. It just takes time. -- Rachel B,Mauk, GA. *WINNER!*
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