IDIO-SHAM

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Based on the ratings at the time of the contest entries deadline.
WINNERS :

Dick Fuller, Florence, AL

Eric Tine, Southampton, NY

NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA
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NOTE: Ratings scored beyond the contest deadline will NOT affect the list of winners and
noteworthy notables.

Given Idiom:  live on the hog 

Fake meaning: To live on fruits and vegetables.
Use in  sentence: After his third heart attack, my grandfather was living on the hog.
-- GT, Bangor, ME
 
Fake meaning: To be smelly.
Use in  sentence: Clayton hated hugging his cousin Emma because she always lived on the hog.
-- Ian Luker, Newport Beach, CA
Fake meaning: To hate the smell of trees.
Use in  sentence: My friend Todd almost died when he got lost in the woods because he lives on the hog.
-- Bob Kling, Princeton, NJ
*WINNER!*

Fake meaning: To wear minimal clothing.
Use in  sentence: Elaine spends more money on food because she's mastered the art of living on th hog.
-- Dick Fuller, Florence, AL
Fake meaning: To keep smiling under depression.
Use in  sentence: My roommate is the most misunderstood happy guy around, since he lives on the hog in front of everybody.
-- Shane Ripple, Kokomo, IN
*WINNER!*

Fake meaning: To have constant diarrhoea.
Use in  sentence: My friend, who lives on the hog, spends less time with his family because he spends it somewhere else.
-- Eric Tine, Southampton, NY
*Noteworthy Notable*

Fake meaning: To clog toilets by using too much toilet paper. 
Use in  sentence: Its a good thing Leigh Anne is handy with a plunger, because she lives on the hog.
-- Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA
Fake meaning: To live on top of where a hog or pig is buried. 
Use in  sentence: When I moved to Louisana I soon found out I lived on the hog.
-- Alicia Pacheco, Lodi, CA

Contest deadline: October 1, 2007 
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