IDIO-SHAM
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Based on the ratings five days after the contest deadline.
WINNERS
Gale Tripp, Telluride, CO.
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
Elizabeth Leighton, Stevens Point, WI.
Milton Day, Livermore, CA
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CONTEST 4
Given Idiom: To kill the fatted calf.
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Fake
meaning: To live life on
tofu and milk.
Use in sentence: The Dry Wall prison in England is notorious for making its inmates kill the fatted calf. -- Jeff Sand, Dane, WI. |
| Fake
meaning: To cook with
dried cow dung. Use in sentence: When my boss accepted the dinner invitation, I decided to kill the fatted calf. -- Karthik V, Alpharetta, GA. |
| Fake
meaning: To apply dead
cow saliva on the forehead for instant relief from sinus problems. Use in sentence: My mother-in-law almost fainted when her doctor recommended killing the fatted calf. -- Milton Day, Livermore, CA.
*Noteworthy Notable
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| Fake
meaning: To get one of
those tatoos that women get on their lower backs. Use in sentence: Dad,you're not gonna like this but while I was on Spring break I... killed the fatted calf. -- Elizabeth Leighton, Stevens Point, WI.
*Noteworthy Notable
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| Fake
meaning: To
crotch-scratch when tense. Use in sentence: Jim used to kill the fatted calf when he was called up to present during the company seminars. -- Gale Tripp, Telluride, CO. *WINNER!*
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| Fake
meaning: To flick idly
through a deck of cards until finding the six of clubs, then putting it
up your bum whilst pretending to be timber wolf. Use in sentence: Keith was killing the fatted calf when his wife gently reminded him the bed was on fire. -- Britt Roberts, Pontypridd, South Wales. |
| Fake
meaning: To completely
deplete one's bank account. Use in sentence: I was upset when he stole my checkbook and killed the fatted calf. -- Rachel B, Mauk, GA. |
Contest deadline: December 1,
2007
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