ASSOCIATION HUMOR 

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Based on the ratings at the time of the contest entries deadline.
We had two winners this time (too close to call).
WINNERS :
 
Rich Garner, Overland Park, KS
Todd Mulligan, Arlington, MS
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
Susan Hahn, Napersville, IL
PJH, Hale, MI
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NOTE: Ratings scored beyond the contest deadline will NOT affect the list of winners and
noteworthy notables.

PERSON: PAMELA ANDERSON.

Now, you tell us...
What's on her T-shirt logo.  
The title of her future book.
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Her favorite pastime.

What's on her T-shirt logo.
Twin Attack.

The title of her future book. 
Not just a blonde.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Assets.

Her favorite pastime.
Arguing with the customer service rep for returned bras.

-- GTR, Katy, TX

*Noteworthy Notable*

What's on her T-shirt logo.
We hide nothing.

The title of her future book. 
Your face is irrelevant.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Buxumm...

Her favorite pastime.
Finding a good spot for a tattoo 'I hate Borat!' .
   
-- Susan Hahn, Naperville, IL
 



What's on her T-shirt logo.
Non-biodegradable.

The title of her future book. 
Boats, marriage and cameras.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Calvin Cling.

Her favorite pastime.
Practicing not to say DD after A, B, C...

-- Rich Garner, Overland Park, KS
 
What's on her T-shirt logo.
Takes two to tango.

The title of her future book. 
How to lift weights without your hands.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Cleeve-age

Her favorite pastime.
Practicing to keep her poker cards closer to her chest.
   
-- Joel Flick, Bowling Green, KY
*WINNER!*

What's on her T-shirt logo.
b2 bombers.

The title of her future book. 
Silly Putty - not just for kids.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Titbull.

Her favorite pastime.
Finding out how much of a bar of soap is still left as she reaches her hip.

-- Todd Mullihan, Arlington, MS
What's on her T-shirt logo.
Death Valley.

The title of her future book. 
Keeping abreast.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Bust of Luck.

Her favorite pastime.
Finding out why David Hasselhoff didn't miss her much.

-- MP, Traverse City, MI

*Noteworthy Notable*

What's on her T-shirt logo.
Support Dow Chemicals!

The title of her future book. 
Plastics.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Barbie.

Her favorite pastime.
Watching re-runs of Good Girls Gone Wild.

-- PJH, Hale, MI
What's on her T-shirt logo.
B...OX
(Bollox but her features are too big)


The title of her future book. 
It raised his eyebrows. That's old age.
 
The name of a perfume in her honor.
Spamela

Her favorite pastime.
Wasting taxpayer's money.

-- Michael Monkhouse, Roma, Italy



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