ASSOCIATION HUMOR
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Based on the ratings at the time of the contest entries deadline.
WINNER : Hank Korber, Flint, MI
NOTEWORTHY NOTABLES:
Mike Sans, Atlanta, GA
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Contest 1 ENTRIES
PERSON: DICK CHENEY.
Now, you tell us...
The title of his future book.
The name of his pet dog.
What his bumper sticker says.
His favorite hobby.
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title of his future book. Tapping Alternative Fuel - Iraq. The name of his pet dog. Vick. What his bumper sticker says. I Shoot Straight. His favorite hobby. Collecting birdshot pellets. -- R. Falls, Lincoln, NE |
The
title of his future book. Halliburton - my job. White House - my hobby. The name of his pet dog. I-rock. What his bumper sticker says. I love hunting to death. His favorite hobby. Collecting portraits of his friends. After they're shot. -- RD, Golden Valley, MN |
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title of his future book. Too mean to die. The name of his pet dog. Styx. What his bumper sticker says. If You Can Read This, You're a Security Risk. His favorite hobby. Crank calling Wolf Blitzer. -- BWA, Fairfax Station, VA |
*WINNER!*
The title of his future book. Being the President without being one. The name of his pet dog. Cardio. What his bumper sticker says. Hali Cow! His favorite hobby. Finding open slots in his heart specialist's calendar. -- Hank Korber, Flint, MI |
*Noteworthy Notable*
The title of his future book. How I Bushed My Luck. The name of his pet dog. Clog. What his bumper sticker says. Keep distance. I drive like I shoot. His favorite hobby. Picking up Bush from day care. -- Mike Sans, Atlanta, GA |
The
title of his future book. The reality behind my crooked smile. The name of his pet dog. Leaks. What his bumper sticker says. Have a point? Shoot! His favorite hobby. Hunting for a biographer who thinks he was a perfect Veep. -- FR, Savannah, GA |
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title of his future book. Dating Paris Hilton on a budget! The name of his pet dog. Social in-justice. What his bumper sticker says. If you can read this...you might wind up with metal in your mouth! His favorite hobby. Hoping Jay Leno gets caught drunk-driving. -- Pam Hunt, Hale, MI |
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title of his future book. CHENEESWARA PEEDAI The name of his pet dog. OIL. What his bumper sticker says. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE - MY FARTS ARE WORSE THAN YOURS. His favorite hobby. MAKING FACES. -- Yew Plucker, Alpharetta, GA |
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